Orang Gila Main Catur

Ada 2 orang pasien gila di sebuah RSJ. Mereka berdua saat istirahat, keluar di teras RSJ itu. Mereka berdua tampak bosan dan bingung mau berbuat apa.

Orang gila 1 : "Kita main catur yuk!"

Orang gila 2 : "Tapi di sini kan nggak ada catur!"

Orang gila 1 : "Kita main bayangannya aja." Lalu tanpa papan catur mereka memulai permainan catur itu 'skak, ster, skak, ster' begitu serunya mereka bermain, hingga pada saat masuk selesai jam istirahat.

Ketika mereka masuk, si tukang sapu RSJ datang ketempat mereka bermain catur bayangan tadi, lalu berkatalah dia,

Tukang sapu : (sambil menggerakan tangan) "Dasar orang-orang gila, selesai main catur tidak langsung dibereskan semuanya!"

Tanggung jawab karena kecelakaan

Kecelakaan terjadi di depan sebuah kantor polisi. Tabrakan tersebut cukup keras, sehingga korban terluka cukup parah. Pak polisi datang menengahi.

Korban: "Saya tidak terima. Lihat luka yang dialami istri saya. Kaki dan tangannya patah. Asal tahu saja, dia juga sedang mengandung lima bulan, dan sekarang keguguran. Saya tidak terima!"

Pak Polisi: "Yang nabrak siapa?"

Penabrak: "Saya Pak."

Pak Polisi: "Kalau begitu, Masnya harus tanggung jawab. Anda harus merawat istri bapak ini, sampai kaki dan tangannya sembuh. Setelah itu, Masnya juga harus bikin istrinya hamil 5 bulan lagi!!"

Penabrak: "???"

Bukan Ukuran Pensil

Ada anak kecil datang ke toko alat tulis. Yang jual emang rada judes, tambah gemes karena si anak kecil rewel banget.

Anak kecil: "Mbak, mau beli pensil."
Yang jual: "Pensil mekanik apa yang biasa?"
Anak kecil: "Yang biasa saja, mau dipakai buat ujian."
Mbak-mbak: "Itu, ambil di situ yang warnanya biru."

Si anak kecil mengambil pensil 2B, mengamatinya lalu bertanya lagi pada yang jual. Habis itu yang jual langsung ngomel-ngomel.

"Eh, ini anak kecil sok tahu banget sih. Pensil buat ujian itu ya ukuran 2B, lagipula kalau 36B itu bukan ukuran untuk pensil!!"

The Sadness Will Never End

Our legs begin to break
We've walked this path for far too long
My lungs, they start to ache
But still we carry on
I'm choking on my words
Like I got a noose around my neck
I can't believe it's come to this
And dear, I fear
That this ship is sinking tonight

I won't give up on you
These scars won't tear us apart
So don't give up on me
It's not too late for us
And I'll save you from yourself
And I'll save you from yourself

Our legs begin to break
We've walked this path for far too long
My lungs begin to ache
But still we carry on
I'm choking on my words
Like I got a noose around my neck

I'm not coming home tonight
I'm not coming home tonight
'Cause dear I fear, dear I fear
I'm not coming home tonight
I'm not coming home tonight
'Cause dear I fear
This ship is sinking
Is there hope for us?
Can we make it out alive?
I can taste the failure on your lips
Is there hope for us?
Can we make it out alive?
I can taste the failure

Close your eyes
There's nothing we can do
But sleep in this bed that we made for ourselves
You're trapped in your past
Like it's six feet under

I won't give up on you
These scars won't tear us apart
So don't give up on me
It's not too late for us
I'll save you from yourself
I'll save you from yourself
I'll save you from yourself
I'll save you from yourself

Try to numb the pain
With alcohol and pills
But it won't repair your trust
You can't stand on two fucking feet
With a substance as a crutch

I won't give up
I won't give up on you
We'll play this symphony
I won't give up
I won't give up on you
We'll play this symphony of sympathy

I won't give up
I won't give up on you
We'll play this symphony of sympathy
I won't give up
I won't give up on you
We'll play this symphony of sympathy